Sunday, April 5, 2009

A Little Monday Morning Humor


(1) Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "fine".

(4) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' .. that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever:
Is a woman's way of saying SCREW YOU!

9) Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

My cousin emailed this to me, and I couldn't resist!!!! Happy Monday! Hope your day goes well.



  1. LOL that's so true! Except for #9 I would say that MINE is always "Don't worry about it - I'LL DO IT MYSELF." Which always prompts a quick reaction from Hubs least he have to deal with the WHATEVER or the FINE and especially the THAT'S OKAY!!!! :) Good one Joyce!

  2. LOL1 #2 has gotten me in trouble with my Youngest these days - I ask him to come get changed, "one minute mama," please come to dinner, "one minute mama."

    Oh how I created a little one minute monster!

  3. You bloggetts are so funny:), I really enjoy reading your comments, it makes my day!!!!Thanks


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